Things you never hear a man say
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There are some things you just wont hear a man say
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While I'm up, can I get you anything?
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33.3
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Would you please leave the toilet seat down?
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16.7
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You never hear a man say to a woman, " Sure, you can pick up the check", because you will never hear a woman offer to pick up the check in the first place.
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16.7
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Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
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11.1
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We never talk anymore
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5.6
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Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
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5.6
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Here honey, you use the remote.
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5.6
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You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
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5.6
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Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
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Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
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Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
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